How does the Japanese make his cars so reliable? why does the German fail?

what is the secret recipe behind toyota & honda and their success? why is it that anything a Japanese touches, it turns to gold? why is it that anything a German touches, it turns to crap? if only the japanese could lend the german fella some pointers so that HIS kraut-mobile wont have to suck so much (i believe mitsubishi had already done this via a former partnership with chrysler-dodge corp, which they so elegantly binned into the garbage dumpster). preety pleaze w/the cherry on top, let's not let names like fujitsu, hitachi, jvc, lg, nec, nintendo, panasonic, pioneer, samsung, sanyo, seiko, sony, toshiba, honda, hyundai, toyota, nissan, mazda, mitsubishi, subaru, suzuki, kawasaki, and yamaha (just to name a few reliable ones) take over the world (i think they already have) before its WAY too late to keep them from becoming so..i need to see more unreliable kraut-mobiles on the road to laugh at. Go riCERS! like they say, jumping germans are STILL shorter than kneeling japanese,word?